August 31, 2014   2,339 notes

get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite movies » Chicago

"I’m a star, and the audience loves me… and I love them. And they love me for loving them and I love them for loving me. And we love each other. And that’s because none of us got enough love in our childhood. And that’s showbiz… kid."

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Mods are asleep

bonerfart:

bonerfart:

post your most incomprehensible christian cartoons

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August 29, 2014   461,035 notes

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

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August 28, 2014   44,789 notes
ohmy-que:

I hate all of you for this.

ALL GLORY TO THE MANNY SANTOS

ohmy-que:

I hate all of you for this.

ALL GLORY TO THE MANNY SANTOS

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August 28, 2014

everevocations said: Beards are cool

Damn straight! 

August 28, 2014   25,276 notes

adultgaywad:

I need you so much closer

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August 28, 2014   15 notes

Just quit making fun of fat guys.

fumbledeegrumble:

Tumblr, you do a great job of being body positive, but you have so much work to do. The “neckbeard” stereotype needs to go. Immediately. I see people insisting it just stands for “bronies and MRAs” but rarely do I ever see people depicting them as thin or fit people. It’s always the same fat guy in a trenchcoat, or the same fat guy in a fedora.

It’s time to be honest about this. You denounce a fit dude in a trenchcoat, jawing away on /fit/ about how all women secretly want to be beaten, or some skinny kid in a fedora posting memes and complaining about being friendzoned, but then you ignore them, because when you want to depict an MRA, they’re always fat dudes. Whether you acknowledge it or not, the prevailing images of MRAs and bronies always have double chins and pimple-pocked jowls.

You can tell me you’re body positive until you’re blue in the face, but I see you reblogging that picture set of fat, scruffy guys calling themselves “euphoric.” I see you reblogging that fit white dude with a pretty face every time he graces your dash; the dude who’s done plenty of gross, problematic shit, and you just ignore the shit they’ve said or done because they’re hot and get butterflies when they take off their shirts.

I see your actions and I know what you’re trying to say.

It’s a-OK to be a horrible person if you’ve got the right body type for it.

Just be honest about it.

As a fat dude with a full beard and a ponytail, this is definitely something I feel is worth stating. 

August 28, 2014   60,704 notes

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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freecss:

The Mars Volta // Roulette Dares

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