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“ In November I’ll be releasing my new solo record, entitled ‘Box Of Bees’. There’s no music, it’s just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees. ”

Thom Yorke (via genuinethomyorkequotes)

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humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

 

humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

 

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kate-boosh:

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darknessologiamaleficum:

EVIL DEAD II (1987)

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

thoughtsandsquats:

There are some things I feel strongly about.  The oxford comma is one of those things.

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ohmYGOD

THIS POST IS FUCKING AMAZING!

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myandrogynousthoughts:

ohmYGOD

THIS POST IS FUCKING AMAZING!

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newlists:

  1. The car’s on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel. 
  2. The sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides.
  3. A dark wind blows.
  4. The government is corrupt.
  5. We’re on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn.
  6. We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. 
  7. The sun has fallen down.
  8. The billboards are all leering.
  9. The flags are all dead at the top of their poles.
  10. It went like this: the buildings crumbled in on themselves.
  11. Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair.
  12. The skyline was beautiful on fire.
  13. Twisted metal stretching upwards.
  14. Everything washed in a thin orange haze.
  15. I said, “kiss me, you’re beautiful.” 
  16. "These are truly the last days." 
  17. You grabbed my hand.
  18. We fell into it.
  19. Like a daydream.
  20. Or a fever. 
  21. The car’s on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel. 
  22. The sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides.
  23. A dark wind blows.
  24. The government is corrupt.
  25. We’re on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn.
  26. We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. 
  27. The sun has fallen down.
  28. The billboards are all leering.
  29. The flags are all dead at the top of their poles.
  30. It went like this: the buildings crumbled in on themselves.
  31. Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair.
  32. The skyline was beautiful on fire.
  33. Twisted metal stretching upwards.
  34. Everything washed in a thin orange haze.
  35. I said, “kiss me, you’re beautiful.” 
  36. "These are truly the last days." 
  37. You grabbed my hand.
  38. We fell into it.
  39. Like a daydream.
  40. Or a fever. 

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lacierva:

Big Community Rewatch  -  S01E01 Pilot

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